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Watch movies of soccer losers making asses of themselves.

Click image to see the "fight."
This "fight" is quite embarrassing. First, the fight starts out with "men" SLAPPING each other. Then the bigger loser decides to feign death after another approximation of a punch. Then a bunch of other "men" decide to KICK each other. I don't know about you, but where I come from, women kick and slap each other when they fight, not men.

Here's proof that god hates soccer.

Soccer violence, example 4,253,122. Note, once again, that the soccer queen is unable to use his hands and resorts to kicking like a girl. Also note how the loser sucker "kicks" the victim from behind. No honor whatsoever.

Soccer homosexuality, example 2,523,899. Most soccer homosexuals simply express their homosexuality thru participating in soccer. This referee goes a bit further. Note how nobody is shocked by such flaming actions.

The Iraqi information minister sets the record straight on soccer.

Meatwad makes the money see, Meatwad gets the honeys G
Finally! Someone has made a soccer game worth playing!